This isn't my real post

I have a nice long post coming. A post telling you about all the fun, not so fun, and just plain crazy that has happened in the last two weeks. There are a lot of things on my to-do/catch-up list and writing a blog post just cannot sensibly be at the top of the list. But take heart, I'm close to the end of that list so a "real" post is in the near future.

Please don't leave me. :)