Jason's already laughing at me. He told me this evening that the Internet isn't big enough for what I have planned. :)
It's a Nikon SLR D 80. Whatever all that means.
I'm going to read the entire manual until I can figure this sucker out.
And I will figure it out.
And then I will save up all my babysitting money for the next 70 years so that I can buy PhotoShop.
And then,mercy! The things that I will be able to do!
But of course my hands will be old and shaky so all the pictures I take will be blurry.
That's just the way it goes sometimes.