Saturday, September 26, 2009

If you have a sensitive gag reflex you might not want to read this one

This has been the worst day of my life. Ever.
Elaina did wonderful on her reading lesson. I have almost finished deep cleaning the entire house and I made a huge dent in my pile of unclipped coupons.
So what made this day stand out as the worst?

While Elaina was doing her reading lesson, Claire and Eily were in the dining room eating choclate chip cherry granola bars. Eily came into the playroom and handed me a choclate chip out of her granola bar. I ate it.

It was poop. Actual poop.

I had changed her diaper just minutes earlier and the substance in the diaper was made up of little round balls. (She will be eating rasins for her next snack.) Apparently one very small ball fell out of the diaper without me noticing. Eily found it. Eily shared it.

I have to quit writing now and go throw up.

(No one tell Jason, ok? He'll never kiss me again. And I can't say I'd blame him.)


nanny said...

Oh Rebekah, I love this post and there are several people out there that are going to say, 'yep, that happened to me'. I am happy to say, I am NOT one of them. Rinse your mouth several times just to be sure. I am sorry this happend to you, but I did laugh. sorry

Debbi said...

NEVER take anything BROWN from a baby.....!LOL
always smell everything.ha.
Bless your heart!
Jason used to do those "pellets" and I think she needs to drink more water.LOL
I'm's funny, however it's not!
oh my goodness Bekah!
What did the girls say? What did it taste like?ha.ha.ha. oooooooh

Debbi said...

rinse in vinegar!!!!

Anonymous said...

i was at a friend's house once and picked up her 9 month old daughter and threw her in the air making her laugh....and then she vomited. While I was looking up at her with my mouth open. Her vomit went down my throat and all over me and in my hair...I am really proud that I didn't drop her. THAT was the NASTIEST experience of my life.

She is 2 now, and I still love her to death...but never will I forget the taste of SOMEONE ELSE'S vomit IN MY MOUTH.

That being said...I think poo may be worse.

Hope your day is better!!!
Holli J.

Lady Mums-alot said...

OMG, Bekah, I'm so sorry! Love ya!

elliebird said...


oh man. i'm so sorry. but that's really funny.

Christy said...

eww. ewwwwwww. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

But it's still funny. :) Sorry it happened to you, and glad it's never happened to me. LOL!!!

Melanie said...

I can't reiterate it enough: Don't ever take anything brown from a baby/toddler/child. Yes, this hit my gag reflex on your behalf!

Chad & Bonny Day said...

Oh my gosh! That is hilarious!! I'm so sorry Rebekah, i really am! That really made me laugh. Did you really have to leave and go throw up? I read it to Chad and He is still laughing. I feel bad for you. That would make me ill.

Sir Spatula Flip-a-Lot said...

happy BIRTHDAY!! wow, what a week for you and the girls. I sure hope Eily didn't feel left out (being the only non-birthday girl). Poor girl. Maybe you can make her a little cupcake just so she won't feel left out. I'm sure she would share with you and the others. She's so giving. I love you!

Carrots said...

"With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.":)